Bankers are too busy for LONG emails

This is news to me..Alex told me that he had to be retrain to write short and succinct emails!!

It should go something like this?

To: Bankers
From: IT Team
Re:

Content:
M'sage too long
Call 1800 000 000
C'puter stuff, upgrade, more info?
"Click" on Site

Can't help but make fun of this idea!